The Madness of Miso N. Grey

It has been a long, long, LONG life, bro. I have seen some things that might make your head spin. Today, I’m sharing all that fun with you. Life lessons that could save your life and livelihood – all for less than the price of an Olive Garden entree. So don’t silly, and don’t be so freakin’ cheap – take the red pill and help support writers like me so we can continue to entertain readers like you. Thanks again for your support.

Fun With Dick: Everything you’ve always wanted to know about men – part one.
If you’ve ever wanted to know how a man thinks, forget it. Men are completely hopeless. Definitely the weaker sex – mentally, anyway. Regardless, this book will definitely enlighten you. In his book, Diary of an Angry Father, Grey writes about many things that could be considered misogynistic. However, knowing him personally for many years, I can vouch Grey is not anti-woman, anti-black, anti-Mexican, anti-Christian, antipasta, or anti-anything for that matter. Ostensibly, this idealist despises everyone and everything equally. I suppose you could say Grey is an equal-opportunity hater. Grey blames his studliness on a genetic concoction created a being who was irresistible to the opposite sex. Even the buff sales guys at Hollister still glance his way when they think he’s not looking. Fortunately, Grey remains surprisingly humble. He has become milder in his older age, and thanks to his lovely fourth wife, Grey has retired from the meet market. His favorite study? Women who keep cats. Have a glass of your favorite wine and read Grey’s words with an open mind. You just might learn something. I did.

Diary of an Angry Father: A Sarcastic Father’s Guide to Parenthood
When that tiny little human shot out of his mother’s hugely-dilated opening screaming bloody murder, no matter how hard Dad looked, there was no book, manual, DVD, or even a business card with a web address inside that nasty pouch called “the afterbirth.” Apparently, God, in His infinite wisdom, forgot to leave a manual. Unfortunately for you, and your children, this book may be as close as you’re going to get. Miso N. Grey is no doctor. He’s not a psychologist, nor a specialist, spiritualist, or a teacher. He’s not even a daycare worker. But Grey is an experienced father. You can learn how to pick up chicks, steal a car, hack a computer, or even build a meth lab; but there is no authority on parenting. There are no experts, no government agencies, no churches, no organizations, no non-profits, or no no-one who knows what’s best for any child. If anyone tells you otherwise, they’re lying. Grey lists thousands of his clever findings in the pages of this book so you won’t have to make the same mistakes. Diary of an Angry Father is seething. It’s tongue-in-cheek and sarcastic to the bone. It’s brutally honest. And it’s a bunch of fun. Join the self-appointed “Child Raising Czar” on his wild adventures in parenthood as he debunks myths, defiles old wives tales, and destroys any preconceived notions you might have had about being a successful parent.

Beyond Words: Affirmations for a Happier Life
Shootings in Orlando. A tragedy in Nice. Global financial and political instability. If some being from another world was watching our planet right now, he or she would undoubtedly be engaged in a firm facepalm. We have been given a beautiful planet, plentiful food, great intelligence, and the gift of life. In this era of human adolescence, what we collectively need to work on is our consciousness. We need more empathy. We need more cooperation. We need more love. Beyond Words is a collection of more than two decades of observations and analysis of positive thinking and positive people. The author Miso Grey, an idealist by nature, has created this wonderful collection of thought-provoking affirmations and real world suggestions to help enhance your own life, and the lives of everyone around you. Grey offers self reflection, words of encouragement, and advice on how to make your life more fulfilling. Audiobook available on Audible.